Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 260 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (100/300 points)
Fall on spikes 10 times
Complete a level very fast, so that more than 800 time points out of 1000 will remain
Teleport 10 times
Change the physical state 30 times while playing the game
Increase speed to a certain level while teleporting
Complete 5 levels without dying
Go Motor! Unlock the second world
Collect all blue balls in the game
Complete 10 levels without dying
Get 60000 Total Score in the game
Medals Earned: 6/15 (40/300 points)
View the credits
Donate to charity
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Freedom of speech!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/85 points)
Earn a stellar grade
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Make the varsity team
Touch the finger
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Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing